26Jul/111
Excuses Excuses
Dear BBC - some handy suggestions, lame excuse-wise, for next quarter’s set of appalling economic figures:
The start of the football season.
Leaves on the line.
Germans.
Yobs.
Some localised drizzle in the vicinity of Croydon.
Snow on the line.
Unemployed, disabled, benefit-scrounging Polish single mums.
Swine flu.
Trains on the line.
Al-Qaeda.
Health and safety madness.
The pervasive influence of gangsta rap on the youth of today.
Brussels.
Labour.
August 9th, 2011 - 01:04
looks like rioting will be the next excuse those tory bastards put out there. viva la revolution! citizens take up arms and take the power back. it is your duty!